my problems with some characters…misjudge

there is always this stupid modafuka character who starts evil as hell
cold as frekin Antarctica , emotionless bastard , devious arrogant childish ASS!
that turns out to be the saddest most lovable sexy creature that ever lived…
to those i can only  say

if only i have these options

what I wish to do or say when some woman/ girl :
-ask me why am i not married (-_-)
-wish me to get married( -_-)
-asks me : is that a girl? pointing at an Asian guy (-_-#)
-ask me to like a girl group page (-_-##)
-bashing my anime, dramas and taste of music for no reason just bcuz it`s not my language (-_-)
-ask me to add her sorry ass to my friend list (-_-)
-ask for my number just to make me see her new smart phone (-_-)
-tells me : oooh~ that means that dude likes u (he just said hi) (-_-)

cats